Hi! My name is Dave I moved to Austin from NYC in April 2025. Outside the bar, I’m a semi-professional ribbon dancer who competes nationally, which I approach with the same discipline and questionable life choices as any serious athletic pursuit. I’ve also traveled extensively, from Moscow to Hawaii, collecting experiences, accents, and strong opinions along the way.

In a quieter but no less prestigious arena, I play the kazoo in a barbershop quartet. I’m highly outgoing, fond of silliness, and genuinely interested in other people’s stories. Come say hello, have a drink, and we can exchange tales—mine may or may not involve ribbon apparatus and four-part harmony.